The organist moved away, the organ quit, or perhaps your church has finally decided that it needs to make music in a new way. But your parishioners, accustomed to coming to church every Sunday for the last several decades and sitting in the same place while the same person played the same songs on the organ, have become so accustomed to being spectators that no one in the congregation can make music at all, much less anything that’s a bit more up to date.

The boy geniuses at Redmond has the answer – now all your church needs is to feed your favorite hip new worship choruses into Songsmith – the computer will make a background track for your music, and you’re off and running with hip, up to date music. The commercial says it all – it’s “the cool new thing!”. With Songsmith, your church too can be high-tech, cool, and relevant!

Be sure to have plenty of bandages available, because if you actually do this, your congregants and visitors will probably want to take those little pencils in the holders on the backs of the pews and drive them into their ears to make the awful sound stop…

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